This Is Rubbish

by Dish-Faced Camerons

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Tory Boys 02:02
TORY BOYS Yeah yeah we're the Tory boys T.O.R.Y. Make some noise Cameron, Gideon, Gove and Hunt Straight Outta Cambridge with a monocle and punt We've finished burying Mrs T Now we're gonna bury the country With our lovely Lib Dem friends Tying yellow ribbons round their bellends T - Terrificly dotty O - Out with the Oiks R - Rah for Royal totty Y - Yah for the Duke of York's Yeah yeah we're the Tory boys T.O.R.Y. Make some noise Cameron, Gideon, Gove and Hunt You absolute shower, we're the government Ever since Bullingdon We have been pulling down the system We are the Tory Boys We are the Tory Boys... Dish-faced Camerons Straight outta Bullingdon
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Tie a yellow ribbon round my cock, ya cunt I'm the cabinet minister, Jeremy Hunt I don't have an Albert Ring, I'm innocent We've ruined the Economy But that's cos we're ignorant So tie a yellow ribbon round my cock, ya cunt
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Jockbusters 01:37
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Don't panic, don't panic So you think I like a sausage roll well I`ll tell you honey I've got evil eyes , I've got evil eyes So you think I don't know what I'm doing , well it makes me money And I dont know why , and I dont know why ...Any more oh no So cum on feel the pies , I'll tell you lies and Balls Balls Balls,it's all Balls Balls Balls So cum on feel the pies, we'll tell you lies and panic buy , petrol
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I can't stop reading, been sitting in this park all night My eyes are bleeding, but I've still got to read this shite All this Tory correspondence None of it makes very much sense Oliver Letwin, I'll shred your mail Oliver Letwin I'll go to jail And I would rather be anyone else Than an MP today There was a cheque for Charlie He'll never get it in the post And we're no laughing party We're Tory boys right to the core Only takes a full black bin liner For the press to give you a shiner Oliver Letwin, I read my stash Oliver Letwin, put in the trash And I would rather be anywhere else Than in the media today Cameron is up for grabs I left his laptop in a cab Letters on these troubled times MPs expenses and financial crimes The old boys from Eton and Oxford signed But there's no danger It's an unbreakable career I know I can't be fired Cos I'm in it right up to here So if you're out of luck and can't pay your bills I'll send your letters to landfill Oliver Letwin, I'm here to stay Oliver Letwin, in the park all day And I would rather be anyone else Than an MP today And I would rather be anyone else Than an MP today
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Michael Gove 01:29
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The budget made me really mad, A granny tax is very sad. Tax rises on OAPs, Tax cuts 4the VIPs Gideon, Gideon , Ding Dong (repeat) 37p on fags The baronetcy's in the bag We'll all get a breakdown pretty soon Imagine! A Gideon in every room I said Gideon, Gideon , Ding Dong (repeat) It's a face you have to smack Give him a quid, he'll take ten back Who put this clown in charge of money? That Robbin Cunt, Dave Cameron honey! Gideon, Gideon , Ding Dong (repeat)
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Slave Labour 01:07
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Jerry can, jerry can.... I wanna fill my jerry can I won't panic, yes I will I'm gonna syphon my petrol I've got a jerry can and I'm itching To decant it in my kitchen It shouldn't take long I've left the oven on The minister said it's OK To do it this way Francis Maude I can't believe it I've never been set on fire before And oh my god I can't believe it You DID start the fire ....ohhh Francis Maude I can't believe it I've never been set on fire before And oh my god I can't believe it I'm on fire but now you're gone you'll always find me burning in the kitchen at parties....
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Only Foals 02:04
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He's off to Button Moon That crazy Mr Huhne Button Moon Button Moon Zoom zoom zoom Who's that driving through the toon? Zoom zoom zoom It's that cheeky cunt Chris Huhne Zoom zoom zoom Are you sure it's not his wife? Zoom zoom zoom Get a room and get a life Zoom zoom zoom Scream if you want to go faster Zoom zoom zoom Strap in you lying bastard

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released April 18, 2013

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