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Tory Boys
02:02
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TORY BOYS
Yeah yeah we're the Tory boys
T.O.R.Y. Make some noise
Cameron, Gideon, Gove and Hunt
Straight Outta Cambridge with a monocle and punt
We've finished burying Mrs T
Now we're gonna bury the country
With our lovely Lib Dem friends
Tying yellow ribbons round their bellends
T - Terrificly dotty
O - Out with the Oiks
R - Rah for Royal totty
Y - Yah for the Duke of York's
Yeah yeah we're the Tory boys
T.O.R.Y. Make some noise
Cameron, Gideon, Gove and Hunt
You absolute shower, we're the government
Ever since Bullingdon
We have been pulling down the system
We are the Tory Boys
We are the Tory Boys...
Dish-faced Camerons
Straight outta Bullingdon
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Davie Teardrop
03:33
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Tie A Yellow Ribbon
00:35
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Tie a yellow ribbon round my cock, ya cunt
I'm the cabinet minister, Jeremy Hunt
I don't have an Albert Ring, I'm innocent
We've ruined the
Economy
But that's cos we're ignorant
So tie a yellow ribbon round my cock, ya cunt
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Jockbusters
01:37
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Cum On Feel The Pies
01:23
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Don't panic, don't panic
So you think I like a sausage roll well I`ll tell you honey
I've got evil eyes , I've got evil eyes
So you think I don't know what I'm doing , well it makes me money
And I dont know why , and I dont know why
...Any more oh no
So cum on feel the pies , I'll tell you lies
and Balls Balls Balls,it's all Balls Balls Balls
So cum on feel the pies, we'll tell you lies
and panic buy , petrol
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Oliver Letwin
02:35
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I can't stop reading, been sitting in this park all night
My eyes are bleeding, but I've still got to read this shite
All this Tory correspondence
None of it makes very much sense
Oliver Letwin, I'll shred your mail
Oliver Letwin I'll go to jail
And I would rather be anyone else
Than an MP today
There was a cheque for Charlie
He'll never get it in the post
And we're no laughing party
We're Tory boys right to the core
Only takes a full black bin liner
For the press to give you a shiner
Oliver Letwin, I read my stash
Oliver Letwin, put in the trash
And I would rather be anywhere else
Than in the media today
Cameron is up for grabs
I left his laptop in a cab
Letters on these troubled times
MPs expenses and financial crimes
The old boys from Eton and Oxford signed
But there's no danger
It's an unbreakable career
I know I can't be fired
Cos I'm in it right up to here
So if you're out of luck and can't pay your bills
I'll send your letters to landfill
Oliver Letwin, I'm here to stay
Oliver Letwin, in the park all day
And I would rather be anyone else
Than an MP today
And I would rather be anyone else
Than an MP today
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Michael Gove
01:29
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Gideon Ding Dong
01:38
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The budget made me really mad,
A granny tax is very sad.
Tax rises on OAPs,
Tax cuts 4the VIPs
Gideon, Gideon , Ding Dong (repeat)
37p on fags
The baronetcy's in the bag
We'll all get a breakdown pretty soon
Imagine! A Gideon in every room
I said
Gideon, Gideon , Ding Dong (repeat)
It's a face you have to smack
Give him a quid, he'll take ten back
Who put this clown in charge of money?
That Robbin Cunt, Dave Cameron honey!
Gideon, Gideon , Ding Dong (repeat)
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Slave Labour
01:07
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11. |
Francis Maude
01:24
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Jerry can, jerry can....
I wanna fill my jerry can
I won't panic, yes I will
I'm gonna syphon my petrol
I've got a jerry can and I'm itching
To decant it in my kitchen
It shouldn't take long
I've left the oven on
The minister said it's OK
To do it this way
Francis Maude I can't believe it
I've never been set on fire before
And oh my god I can't believe it
You DID start the fire ....ohhh
Francis Maude I can't believe it
I've never been set on fire before
And oh my god I can't believe it
I'm on fire but now you're gone
you'll always find me burning in the kitchen at parties....
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I've Got A Fucking Bike
02:05
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14. |
Only Foals
02:04
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Zoom Zoom Huhne
00:53
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He's off to Button Moon
That crazy Mr Huhne
Button Moon
Button Moon
Zoom zoom zoom
Who's that driving through the toon?
Zoom zoom zoom
It's that cheeky cunt Chris Huhne
Zoom zoom zoom
Are you sure it's not his wife?
Zoom zoom zoom
Get a room and get a life
Zoom zoom zoom
Scream if you want to go faster
Zoom zoom zoom
Strap in you lying bastard
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