by Dish-Faced Camerons

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released September 24, 2015



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Track Name: Fuck A Dead Pig
Fuck a dead pig like the leader of the country
Fuck a dead pig in the fucking mouth
Ride a white swan if you get the Queen's permission
And in the morning you can shag a grouse

Wear a tall hat when you're entering your Percy
Wear a tall hat and a tattooed dong
You can fuck the poor and make them cry for mercy
While you cry god for Piers Gaveston

Straight outta Bullingdon
yuk yukka yuk
Track Name: Posh Twat In The Pig
Posh twat fucked a pig
David Cameron
Posh twat fucked a pig
David Cameron
Posh twat fucked a pig
David Cameron
He looks like a giant side of ham
Oink! Oink!

Show me the bacon
David Cameron
Track Name: Swine Flu
I went to Mexico Butlins
Now I'm in Monklands
With swine flu

From the Sierra Madre
To a ward in Airdrie
Swine Flu

Pinky and Perky on the Gorgie Farm are
Now infecting the Dalry Llama

The latest instalment
Panic in Polmont
Swine Flu

We've had the mad cows
And the dead Fife swan
Now it's swine flu

P-p-p-Porky the pig has stopped telling jokes
He says th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks

Every breath you take
Every sneeze you make
F-f-f-Falkirk's sake
Keep away from me