Jerry can, jerry can....
I wanna fill my jerry can
I won't panic, yes I will
I'm gonna syphon my petrol
I've got a jerry can and I'm itching
To decant it in my kitchen
It shouldn't take long
I've left the oven on
The minister said it's OK
To do it this way
Francis Maude I can't believe it
I've never been set on fire before
And oh my god I can't believe it
You DID start the fire ....ohhh
Francis Maude I can't believe it
I've never been set on fire before
And oh my god I can't believe it
I'm on fire but now you're gone
you'll always find me burning in the kitchen at parties....
